Free Bag Parking at the Big Wild Goose Pagoda in Xian?

I mentioned earlier that we came across some very funny signs while visiting Hong Kong. They were worth a chuckle but absolutely nothing when compared to the ones we've seen in China. Here are a few choice examples, in no particular order.

On a public bus in Chengdu there is a sign that states : ......have consideration for those who are incomplete.


On our flight to Urumqi from Chengdu the chief steward announced that the plane was in trouble and that we shouldn't use the toilet.


At Chengdu airport as you get to the security check there is a sign that tells you what you are banned from carrying onto the plane with you. One such thing is a 'controlled dirk'. We were lucky, we only had a couple of uncontrolled ones with us.


Our hotel in Urumqi had 3 types of rooms, Magnificent, OK and normal.