The Smellies

Known as 'the Smellies', these babies have officially expired. I have realised that the Chinese aren't just staring at me because I am very tall but also because they are quite close to my feet. Problem = smelly shoes, Solution = buy some new ones. Not so easy in China. I walk into any shoe shop and the attendants just look at my feet and laugh. I am about 4 sizes bigger than their biggest size. After some thorough undercover shopping, we managed to find me a pair of Diesel rip-offs that are surprisingly comfortable.